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i wonder why the whole market is going down? we should start investing in asian stock exchanges like in china or india. :)

Posted to Funny Money - Off topic (Forum) by johnreckless on 04-25-2008
Re: Found some Jokes, trying to share some good ones I have seen.

A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blonde female neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox. She opened it then slammed it shut and stormed back in the house. A little later she came out of her house again went to the mail box and again, opened it, slammed...

Posted to Funny Money - Off topic (Forum) by ACheshireCat on 03-25-2008
Re: Found some Jokes

A blonde, wanting to earn some extra money decided to hire herself out as a handywoman' and started canvassing the neighborhoods. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any odd jobs for her to do. 'Well, I guess I could use somebody to paint my porch,'...

Posted to Funny Money - Off topic (Forum) by ACheshireCat on 03-25-2008
Re: Found some Jokes, a different kind of blonde joke

One day an Irishman who had been stranded on a deserted island for over 10 years, saw a speck on the horizon. He thought to himself, 'It's certainly not a ship.' And, as the speck got closer and closer, he began to rule out the possibilities of a small boat or even a raft. Suddenly there...

Posted to Funny Money - Off topic (Forum) by ACheshireCat on 03-25-2008
Re: Found some Jokes

A blond named Barbara appeared on Who Wants to be a Millionaire. ... Regis: "Barbara, you've done very well so far, $500,000 and one lifeline left--phone a friend. The next question will give you the first ever million dollars if you get it right.... but if you get it wrong you will drop back...

Posted to Funny Money - Off topic (Forum) by ACheshireCat on 03-24-2008
Re: Found some Jokes

A blonde's boyfriend finds her crying hysterically because she has a new puzzle but cannot seem to find any pieces that match. The boyfriend looks and sees little pieces all over the table. The blonde hands him the box and says "It is supposed to be a picture of a tiger. I don't know why...

Posted to Funny Money - Off topic (Forum) by ACheshireCat on 03-24-2008
Re: Found some Jokes

The blonde reported for her University final examination which consists of "yes/no" type questions. She took her seat in the examination hall, stares at the question paper for five minutes, and then in a fit of inspiration took her purse out, removed a coin and started tossing the coin and...

Posted to Funny Money - Off topic (Forum) by ACheshireCat on 03-24-2008
Re: Found some Jokes

Q. How do you know when a blonde has been using your computer? A. There are twink marks on your monitor.

Posted to Funny Money - Off topic (Forum) by ACheshireCat on 03-24-2008
Found some Jokes

Two blonde guys were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking up. A woman walked by and asked them what they were doing. "We're supposed to measure the height of this flagpole," said blonde guy number one, "but we don't have a ladder." The woman took a wrench from her purse...

Posted to Funny Money - Off topic (Forum) by ACheshireCat on 03-24-2008

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