1.. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down. 
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice! 
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that. 
4. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks . Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.   
 5. In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write  'For Marijuana'.
6. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get. 
7. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face. 
8. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'. 
9. Sing Along At The Opera. 
10. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache. 
11. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won!' 
12. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! The people, They're Loose!' 
13. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, 'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.' 

And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity 

14. PICK UP A BOX OF CONDOMS AT THE PHARMACY, GO TO THE COUNTER AND ASK WHERE THE FITTING ROOM IS.
              

 lulz were had.

Thanks for good advice.

My better half will appreciate these suggestions.

That's the best ! WTG.

 VERY GOOD!

1.. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down. 

NO

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice! 

Did that
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that. 

Tried it wih the boss, didn't go over too well
4. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks . Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.   

That's mean
 5. In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write  'For Marijuana'.

Interesting Idea
6. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get. 

I do that all the time.

7. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face. 

Did that many times
8. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.

Yup, did that too 
9. Sing Along At The Opera. 

Did it several times, wife nearly broke my ribs with her elbo
10. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache. 

Did it, had to go anyway - wife again.
11. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won!'

I only do that if there is someone around. 
12. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! The people, They're Loose!' 

Have to try this.
13. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, 'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.' 

Did it, they thought I was kidding.

And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity 

14. PICK UP A BOX OF CONDOMS AT THE PHARMACY, GO TO THE COUNTER AND ASK WHERE THE FITTING ROOM IS.

I don't think so.
              

those are incredibly healthy ways to stay insane. i agree and think i will try one. or two... or all of them.

Im gonna go and buy decaf for tomorrow thanks for the great ideas!

DrZ your responses are as funny as the therapy suggestions!

 9, 10 and 11 were the best. haha.

Thanks for the chuckles.  Pretty good.  Big smile.