Q: Why did the king go to the dentist?
A: To get his teeth crowned.
Q: Have you ever seen a Duchess?
A: Yes--it's the same as an English "s".
Q: When a knight in armour was killed in battle, what sign did they put on his grave?
A: Rust in peace!
Q: What did the dragon say when he saw St. George?
A: Oh no! Not more tinned food!
Q: How do you send a message in the forest?
A: By moss code.
Q: What do you call a mosquito in a tin suit?
A: A bite in shining armour.
Q: There are many castles in the world, but who is strong enough to move one?
A: Any chess player
Q. What king of medieval England was famous because he spent so many nights at his Round Table writing books?
A. King Author!
Q: How do you find a princess?
A: You follow the foot prince.
Q:Why were the early days of history called the dark ages ?
A: Because there were so many knights !
Q: Why did Arthur have a round table?
A: So no one could corner him!
Q: Who invented King Arthur's round table?
A: Sir Cumference!
Q: Why did the knight run about shouting for a tin opener?
A: He had a bee in his suit of armour!
Q: What was Camelot ?
A: A place where people parked their camels!
Q: What was Camelot famous for?
A: It's knight life!
Q: When were King Arthur's army too tired to fight?
A: When they had lots of sleepless knights!
Q: Where did knights learn to kill dragons?
A: At knight school!