After putting on the gown that she gave me, I sat down. While waiting, I observed that there were three items on a stand next to the exam table:
A tube of K-Y Jelly, a rubber glove and a beer.....
When the doctor came in, I said, "Look doc, I'm a little confused. This is my first colonoscopy exam. I know what the K-Y Jelly is for and I know what the rubber glove is for, but what in the heck......a beer?"
At that, Doctor Paul became noticeably outraged and stormed over to the door, flung it open and yelled to his nurse..
"Darn it Evelyn, I said a Butt Light!"