http://www.wallstreetsurvivor.com/CS/forums/11.aspxJokesenCommunityServer 2007.1 (Build: 20917.1142)http://www.wallstreetsurvivor.com/CS/forums/thread/286401.aspxSun, 05 Jul 2009 13:33:04 GMT18cf5b44-b4a2-4eb4-8c9f-06821346ee20:286401J8280http://www.wallstreetsurvivor.com/CS/forums/thread/286401.aspxhttp://www.wallstreetsurvivor.com/CS/forums/commentrss.aspx?SectionID=11&PostID=286401<p><BLOCKQUOTE><div><img src="/CS/Themes/default/images/icon-quote.gif"> <strong>Windbreaker:</strong></div><div></p><p>A cuckoo clock that farts, I&#39;d pay top dollar for that.</p><p></div></BLOCKQUOTE>&nbsp;</p><p>Guess you really like stuff that breaks wind =D <br /></p>http://www.wallstreetsurvivor.com/CS/forums/thread/286388.aspxSun, 05 Jul 2009 12:31:23 GMT18cf5b44-b4a2-4eb4-8c9f-06821346ee20:286388stanhansen0http://www.wallstreetsurvivor.com/CS/forums/thread/286388.aspxhttp://www.wallstreetsurvivor.com/CS/forums/commentrss.aspx?SectionID=11&PostID=286388<p>ha ha</p>http://www.wallstreetsurvivor.com/CS/forums/thread/286342.aspxSun, 05 Jul 2009 04:49:58 GMT18cf5b44-b4a2-4eb4-8c9f-06821346ee20:286342tcf6280http://www.wallstreetsurvivor.com/CS/forums/thread/286342.aspxhttp://www.wallstreetsurvivor.com/CS/forums/commentrss.aspx?SectionID=11&PostID=286342hahahttp://www.wallstreetsurvivor.com/CS/forums/thread/286319.aspxSun, 05 Jul 2009 00:40:09 GMT18cf5b44-b4a2-4eb4-8c9f-06821346ee20:286319Windbreaker0http://www.wallstreetsurvivor.com/CS/forums/thread/286319.aspxhttp://www.wallstreetsurvivor.com/CS/forums/commentrss.aspx?SectionID=11&PostID=286319<p>A cuckoo clock that farts, I&#39;d pay top dollar for that.</p>http://www.wallstreetsurvivor.com/CS/forums/thread/286314.aspxSat, 04 Jul 2009 23:43:01 GMT18cf5b44-b4a2-4eb4-8c9f-06821346ee20:286314corky0http://www.wallstreetsurvivor.com/CS/forums/thread/286314.aspxhttp://www.wallstreetsurvivor.com/CS/forums/commentrss.aspx?SectionID=11&PostID=286314Lucky girl !http://www.wallstreetsurvivor.com/CS/forums/thread/286301.aspxSat, 04 Jul 2009 20:09:27 GMT18cf5b44-b4a2-4eb4-8c9f-06821346ee20:286301petergun19620http://www.wallstreetsurvivor.com/CS/forums/thread/286301.aspxhttp://www.wallstreetsurvivor.com/CS/forums/commentrss.aspx?SectionID=11&PostID=286301<p>she wasn&#39;t out with the girls,&nbsp; she was with me&nbsp; !&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; <img src="http://www.wallstreetsurvivor.com/CS/emoticons/emotion-14.gif" alt="Devil" /></p>http://www.wallstreetsurvivor.com/CS/forums/thread/286283.aspxSat, 04 Jul 2009 18:41:38 GMT18cf5b44-b4a2-4eb4-8c9f-06821346ee20:286283Anonymous0http://www.wallstreetsurvivor.com/CS/forums/thread/286283.aspxhttp://www.wallstreetsurvivor.com/CS/forums/commentrss.aspx?SectionID=11&PostID=286283<p><font id="role_document" size="2" color="#000000" face="Arial"><font style="background-color:transparent;" size="4" color="#ff0080" face="Arial"><b><i><font size="4" color="#ff0080">Why women should avoid girls&#39; nights out after they are married...<br /><br /><br />The other night I was invited out for a night with &#39;the girls.&#39; I told my<br />husband that I would be home by midnight, &#39;I promise!&#39;<br />Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easy.<br /><br /><br /><br />Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door,<br />the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed three times.<br />Quickly, realising my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another<br />nine times. <br /><br /><br /><br />I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted<br />solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him. <br /><br />Even when totally smashed... three cuckoos plus nine cuckoos totals 12<br />cuckoos = (MIDNIGHT!)<br /><br />The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I told him<br />&#39;Midnight&#39; He didn&#39;t seem angry at all.<br />Whew! Got away with that one! Then he said, &#39;We need a new cuckoo clock.&#39;<br />When I asked him why he said, &#39;Well, last night our clock cuckooed three<br />times, then said, &#39;Oh sh*t&#39;, cuckooed four more times, cleared it&#39;s throat,<br />cuckooed another three times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped<br />over the coffee table and farted.&nbsp; </font></i></b></font></font><br /></p>