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<?xml-stylesheet type="text/xsl" href="http://www.wallstreetsurvivor.com/CS/utility/FeedStylesheets/rss.xsl" media="screen"?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/" xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/"><channel><title>Funny Money </title><link>http://www.wallstreetsurvivor.com/CS/forums/11.aspx</link><description>Jokes</description><dc:language>en</dc:language><generator>CommunityServer 2007.1 (Build: 20917.1142)</generator><item><title>Re: Bar Joke - May It Never Happen to You</title><link>http://www.wallstreetsurvivor.com/CS/forums/thread/288532.aspx</link><pubDate>Tue, 14 Jul 2009 03:56:20 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">18cf5b44-b4a2-4eb4-8c9f-06821346ee20:288532</guid><dc:creator>haphan888</dc:creator><slash:comments>0</slash:comments><comments>http://www.wallstreetsurvivor.com/CS/forums/thread/288532.aspx</comments><wfw:commentRss>http://www.wallstreetsurvivor.com/CS/forums/commentrss.aspx?SectionID=11&amp;PostID=288532</wfw:commentRss><description>&lt;p&gt;lol&lt;/p&gt;</description></item><item><title>Re: Bar Joke - May It Never Happen to You</title><link>http://www.wallstreetsurvivor.com/CS/forums/thread/286595.aspx</link><pubDate>Mon, 06 Jul 2009 12:28:58 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">18cf5b44-b4a2-4eb4-8c9f-06821346ee20:286595</guid><dc:creator>bluecallbox</dc:creator><slash:comments>0</slash:comments><comments>http://www.wallstreetsurvivor.com/CS/forums/thread/286595.aspx</comments><wfw:commentRss>http://www.wallstreetsurvivor.com/CS/forums/commentrss.aspx?SectionID=11&amp;PostID=286595</wfw:commentRss><description>&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;I think most drunks ARE disabled, though not in a way to warrant government funding.&amp;nbsp; Still a bit funny.. &lt;/p&gt;</description></item><item><title>Re: Bar Joke - May It Never Happen to You</title><link>http://www.wallstreetsurvivor.com/CS/forums/thread/286584.aspx</link><pubDate>Mon, 06 Jul 2009 11:27:03 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">18cf5b44-b4a2-4eb4-8c9f-06821346ee20:286584</guid><dc:creator>879thomas</dc:creator><slash:comments>0</slash:comments><comments>http://www.wallstreetsurvivor.com/CS/forums/thread/286584.aspx</comments><wfw:commentRss>http://www.wallstreetsurvivor.com/CS/forums/commentrss.aspx?SectionID=11&amp;PostID=286584</wfw:commentRss><description>&lt;p&gt;LOL&lt;/p&gt;</description></item><item><title>Re: Bar Joke - May It Never Happen to You</title><link>http://www.wallstreetsurvivor.com/CS/forums/thread/286405.aspx</link><pubDate>Sun, 05 Jul 2009 13:36:40 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">18cf5b44-b4a2-4eb4-8c9f-06821346ee20:286405</guid><dc:creator>Anonymous</dc:creator><slash:comments>0</slash:comments><comments>http://www.wallstreetsurvivor.com/CS/forums/thread/286405.aspx</comments><wfw:commentRss>http://www.wallstreetsurvivor.com/CS/forums/commentrss.aspx?SectionID=11&amp;PostID=286405</wfw:commentRss><description>&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;hmmmmmm&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; heard it before &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description></item><item><title>Re: Bar Joke - May It Never Happen to You</title><link>http://www.wallstreetsurvivor.com/CS/forums/thread/286341.aspx</link><pubDate>Sun, 05 Jul 2009 04:48:50 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">18cf5b44-b4a2-4eb4-8c9f-06821346ee20:286341</guid><dc:creator>tcf628</dc:creator><slash:comments>0</slash:comments><comments>http://www.wallstreetsurvivor.com/CS/forums/thread/286341.aspx</comments><wfw:commentRss>http://www.wallstreetsurvivor.com/CS/forums/commentrss.aspx?SectionID=11&amp;PostID=286341</wfw:commentRss><description>pretty bad</description></item><item><title>Re: Bar Joke - May It Never Happen to You</title><link>http://www.wallstreetsurvivor.com/CS/forums/thread/286320.aspx</link><pubDate>Sun, 05 Jul 2009 00:48:45 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">18cf5b44-b4a2-4eb4-8c9f-06821346ee20:286320</guid><dc:creator>Windbreaker</dc:creator><slash:comments>0</slash:comments><comments>http://www.wallstreetsurvivor.com/CS/forums/thread/286320.aspx</comments><wfw:commentRss>http://www.wallstreetsurvivor.com/CS/forums/commentrss.aspx?SectionID=11&amp;PostID=286320</wfw:commentRss><description>&lt;p&gt;I laughed.&lt;/p&gt;</description></item><item><title>Re: Bar Joke - May It Never Happen to You</title><link>http://www.wallstreetsurvivor.com/CS/forums/thread/286281.aspx</link><pubDate>Sat, 04 Jul 2009 18:38:03 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">18cf5b44-b4a2-4eb4-8c9f-06821346ee20:286281</guid><dc:creator>Mwooster</dc:creator><slash:comments>0</slash:comments><comments>http://www.wallstreetsurvivor.com/CS/forums/thread/286281.aspx</comments><wfw:commentRss>http://www.wallstreetsurvivor.com/CS/forums/commentrss.aspx?SectionID=11&amp;PostID=286281</wfw:commentRss><description>&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;I&amp;#39;m sorry, but this joke is not that funny.&amp;nbsp; Besides, most ppl are not disabled. &amp;nbsp; &lt;/p&gt;</description></item><item><title>Bar Joke - May It Never Happen to You</title><link>http://www.wallstreetsurvivor.com/CS/forums/thread/286255.aspx</link><pubDate>Sat, 04 Jul 2009 15:56:57 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">18cf5b44-b4a2-4eb4-8c9f-06821346ee20:286255</guid><dc:creator>J828</dc:creator><slash:comments>0</slash:comments><comments>http://www.wallstreetsurvivor.com/CS/forums/thread/286255.aspx</comments><wfw:commentRss>http://www.wallstreetsurvivor.com/CS/forums/commentrss.aspx?SectionID=11&amp;PostID=286255</wfw:commentRss><description>A man is in a bar and falling off his stool every couple of minutes. He is obviously drunk. So the bartender says to another man in the bar: &amp;quot;Why don&amp;#39;t you be a good Samaritan and take him home.&amp;quot;The man takes the drunk out the door and to his car and he stumbles at least ten times. They drive along and the drunk points out his house to the man. He stops the car and the drunk stumbles up the steps to his house with the man.&lt;br /&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The drunk&amp;#39;s wife greets them at the door: &amp;quot;Why thank you for bringing him home for me, but where&amp;#39;s his wheel chair?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;</description></item></channel></rss>