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<?xml-stylesheet type="text/xsl" href="http://www.wallstreetsurvivor.com/CS/utility/FeedStylesheets/rss.xsl" media="screen"?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/" xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/"><channel><title>Funny Money </title><link>http://www.wallstreetsurvivor.com/CS/forums/11.aspx</link><description>Jokes</description><dc:language>en</dc:language><generator>CommunityServer 2007.1 (Build: 20917.1142)</generator><item><title>Re: ya never know</title><link>http://www.wallstreetsurvivor.com/CS/forums/thread/286109.aspx</link><pubDate>Fri, 03 Jul 2009 19:50:48 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">18cf5b44-b4a2-4eb4-8c9f-06821346ee20:286109</guid><dc:creator>spartan117x</dc:creator><slash:comments>0</slash:comments><comments>http://www.wallstreetsurvivor.com/CS/forums/thread/286109.aspx</comments><wfw:commentRss>http://www.wallstreetsurvivor.com/CS/forums/commentrss.aspx?SectionID=11&amp;PostID=286109</wfw:commentRss><description>&lt;p&gt;i can laugh until i die&lt;/p&gt;</description></item><item><title>Re: ya never know</title><link>http://www.wallstreetsurvivor.com/CS/forums/thread/282447.aspx</link><pubDate>Thu, 18 Jun 2009 04:35:01 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">18cf5b44-b4a2-4eb4-8c9f-06821346ee20:282447</guid><dc:creator>tcf628</dc:creator><slash:comments>0</slash:comments><comments>http://www.wallstreetsurvivor.com/CS/forums/thread/282447.aspx</comments><wfw:commentRss>http://www.wallstreetsurvivor.com/CS/forums/commentrss.aspx?SectionID=11&amp;PostID=282447</wfw:commentRss><description>haha</description></item><item><title>Re: ya never know</title><link>http://www.wallstreetsurvivor.com/CS/forums/thread/282417.aspx</link><pubDate>Thu, 18 Jun 2009 01:11:05 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">18cf5b44-b4a2-4eb4-8c9f-06821346ee20:282417</guid><dc:creator>LISA BEZAK</dc:creator><slash:comments>0</slash:comments><comments>http://www.wallstreetsurvivor.com/CS/forums/thread/282417.aspx</comments><wfw:commentRss>http://www.wallstreetsurvivor.com/CS/forums/commentrss.aspx?SectionID=11&amp;PostID=282417</wfw:commentRss><description>&lt;p&gt;OMG!&amp;nbsp; Too funny!&lt;/p&gt;</description></item><item><title>Re: ya never know</title><link>http://www.wallstreetsurvivor.com/CS/forums/thread/282413.aspx</link><pubDate>Thu, 18 Jun 2009 00:20:28 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">18cf5b44-b4a2-4eb4-8c9f-06821346ee20:282413</guid><dc:creator>Tracy Iglesias</dc:creator><slash:comments>0</slash:comments><comments>http://www.wallstreetsurvivor.com/CS/forums/thread/282413.aspx</comments><wfw:commentRss>http://www.wallstreetsurvivor.com/CS/forums/commentrss.aspx?SectionID=11&amp;PostID=282413</wfw:commentRss><description>&lt;p&gt;oh my! &lt;img src="http://www.wallstreetsurvivor.com/CS/emoticons/emotion-10.gif" alt="Embarrassed" /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description></item><item><title>Re: ya never know</title><link>http://www.wallstreetsurvivor.com/CS/forums/thread/282406.aspx</link><pubDate>Wed, 17 Jun 2009 22:15:20 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">18cf5b44-b4a2-4eb4-8c9f-06821346ee20:282406</guid><dc:creator>samwham</dc:creator><slash:comments>0</slash:comments><comments>http://www.wallstreetsurvivor.com/CS/forums/thread/282406.aspx</comments><wfw:commentRss>http://www.wallstreetsurvivor.com/CS/forums/commentrss.aspx?SectionID=11&amp;PostID=282406</wfw:commentRss><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;It&amp;#39;s one of my favorites !&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description></item><item><title>Re: ya never know</title><link>http://www.wallstreetsurvivor.com/CS/forums/thread/282389.aspx</link><pubDate>Wed, 17 Jun 2009 20:16:21 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">18cf5b44-b4a2-4eb4-8c9f-06821346ee20:282389</guid><dc:creator>jonas1515</dc:creator><slash:comments>0</slash:comments><comments>http://www.wallstreetsurvivor.com/CS/forums/thread/282389.aspx</comments><wfw:commentRss>http://www.wallstreetsurvivor.com/CS/forums/commentrss.aspx?SectionID=11&amp;PostID=282389</wfw:commentRss><description>&lt;p&gt;that was awesome&lt;/p&gt;</description></item><item><title>Re: ya never know</title><link>http://www.wallstreetsurvivor.com/CS/forums/thread/282374.aspx</link><pubDate>Wed, 17 Jun 2009 18:38:21 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">18cf5b44-b4a2-4eb4-8c9f-06821346ee20:282374</guid><dc:creator>EdLeafs</dc:creator><slash:comments>0</slash:comments><comments>http://www.wallstreetsurvivor.com/CS/forums/thread/282374.aspx</comments><wfw:commentRss>http://www.wallstreetsurvivor.com/CS/forums/commentrss.aspx?SectionID=11&amp;PostID=282374</wfw:commentRss><description>&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;So the &lt;font&gt;&lt;font id="role_document" color="#000000" size="2" face="Arial"&gt;Priest is the &amp;quot;Man&amp;quot;? LOL, hahaha, that&amp;#39;s funny. Good one.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description></item><item><title>Re: ya never know</title><link>http://www.wallstreetsurvivor.com/CS/forums/thread/282360.aspx</link><pubDate>Wed, 17 Jun 2009 17:53:16 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">18cf5b44-b4a2-4eb4-8c9f-06821346ee20:282360</guid><dc:creator>bluecallbox</dc:creator><slash:comments>0</slash:comments><comments>http://www.wallstreetsurvivor.com/CS/forums/thread/282360.aspx</comments><wfw:commentRss>http://www.wallstreetsurvivor.com/CS/forums/commentrss.aspx?SectionID=11&amp;PostID=282360</wfw:commentRss><description>&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;Lots of Catholic jokes today. &lt;/p&gt;</description></item><item><title>Re: ya never know</title><link>http://www.wallstreetsurvivor.com/CS/forums/thread/282324.aspx</link><pubDate>Wed, 17 Jun 2009 16:36:15 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">18cf5b44-b4a2-4eb4-8c9f-06821346ee20:282324</guid><dc:creator>879thomas</dc:creator><slash:comments>0</slash:comments><comments>http://www.wallstreetsurvivor.com/CS/forums/thread/282324.aspx</comments><wfw:commentRss>http://www.wallstreetsurvivor.com/CS/forums/commentrss.aspx?SectionID=11&amp;PostID=282324</wfw:commentRss><description>&lt;p&gt;LOL&lt;/p&gt;</description></item><item><title>Re: ya never know</title><link>http://www.wallstreetsurvivor.com/CS/forums/thread/277079.aspx</link><pubDate>Fri, 29 May 2009 01:11:27 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">18cf5b44-b4a2-4eb4-8c9f-06821346ee20:277079</guid><dc:creator>spartan117x</dc:creator><slash:comments>0</slash:comments><comments>http://www.wallstreetsurvivor.com/CS/forums/thread/277079.aspx</comments><wfw:commentRss>http://www.wallstreetsurvivor.com/CS/forums/commentrss.aspx?SectionID=11&amp;PostID=277079</wfw:commentRss><description>&lt;p&gt;bery bunny!!!!&lt;/p&gt;</description></item><item><title>Re: ya never know</title><link>http://www.wallstreetsurvivor.com/CS/forums/thread/277072.aspx</link><pubDate>Fri, 29 May 2009 01:02:52 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">18cf5b44-b4a2-4eb4-8c9f-06821346ee20:277072</guid><dc:creator>Windbreaker</dc:creator><slash:comments>0</slash:comments><comments>http://www.wallstreetsurvivor.com/CS/forums/thread/277072.aspx</comments><wfw:commentRss>http://www.wallstreetsurvivor.com/CS/forums/commentrss.aspx?SectionID=11&amp;PostID=277072</wfw:commentRss><description>&lt;p&gt;Good one.&lt;/p&gt;</description></item><item><title>Re: ya never know</title><link>http://www.wallstreetsurvivor.com/CS/forums/thread/277007.aspx</link><pubDate>Thu, 28 May 2009 19:05:56 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">18cf5b44-b4a2-4eb4-8c9f-06821346ee20:277007</guid><dc:creator>Stranger79</dc:creator><slash:comments>0</slash:comments><comments>http://www.wallstreetsurvivor.com/CS/forums/thread/277007.aspx</comments><wfw:commentRss>http://www.wallstreetsurvivor.com/CS/forums/commentrss.aspx?SectionID=11&amp;PostID=277007</wfw:commentRss><description>&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;LOL!&lt;/p&gt;</description></item><item><title>Re: ya never know</title><link>http://www.wallstreetsurvivor.com/CS/forums/thread/276998.aspx</link><pubDate>Thu, 28 May 2009 18:43:55 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">18cf5b44-b4a2-4eb4-8c9f-06821346ee20:276998</guid><dc:creator>momoney11</dc:creator><slash:comments>0</slash:comments><comments>http://www.wallstreetsurvivor.com/CS/forums/thread/276998.aspx</comments><wfw:commentRss>http://www.wallstreetsurvivor.com/CS/forums/commentrss.aspx?SectionID=11&amp;PostID=276998</wfw:commentRss><description>Very funny</description></item><item><title>Re: ya never know</title><link>http://www.wallstreetsurvivor.com/CS/forums/thread/276990.aspx</link><pubDate>Thu, 28 May 2009 18:15:16 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">18cf5b44-b4a2-4eb4-8c9f-06821346ee20:276990</guid><dc:creator>Richo8221</dc:creator><slash:comments>0</slash:comments><comments>http://www.wallstreetsurvivor.com/CS/forums/thread/276990.aspx</comments><wfw:commentRss>http://www.wallstreetsurvivor.com/CS/forums/commentrss.aspx?SectionID=11&amp;PostID=276990</wfw:commentRss><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;TOO FUNNY...&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description></item><item><title>ya never know</title><link>http://www.wallstreetsurvivor.com/CS/forums/thread/276850.aspx</link><pubDate>Thu, 28 May 2009 12:22:51 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">18cf5b44-b4a2-4eb4-8c9f-06821346ee20:276850</guid><dc:creator>Anonymous</dc:creator><slash:comments>0</slash:comments><comments>http://www.wallstreetsurvivor.com/CS/forums/thread/276850.aspx</comments><wfw:commentRss>http://www.wallstreetsurvivor.com/CS/forums/commentrss.aspx?SectionID=11&amp;PostID=276850</wfw:commentRss><description>&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;font id="role_document" size="2" color="#000000" face="Arial"&gt;
&lt;div&gt;A&amp;nbsp; housewife takes a lover during the day while her husband is at work.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;She&amp;#39;s not aware that her 9 year old son is hiding in the closet during &lt;br /&gt;their meetings. During one such meeting, her husband comes home&amp;nbsp; &lt;br /&gt;unexpectedly, so she hides her lover in the closet.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The boy now has company.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Boy: &amp;quot;It&amp;#39;s dark in here.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;Man: &amp;quot;Yes it is.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;Boy: &amp;quot;I have a baseball.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;Man: &amp;quot;That&amp;#39;s nice.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;Boy: &amp;quot;Want to buy it?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;Man: &amp;quot;No, thanks.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;Boy: &amp;quot;My dad&amp;#39;s outside.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;Man: &amp;quot;OK, how much?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;Boy: &amp;quot;$250.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;A week later, it happens again that the boy and the mom&amp;#39;s lover are in &lt;br /&gt;the closet together.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Boy: &amp;quot;It&amp;#39;s dark in here.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;Man: &amp;quot;Yes, it is.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;Boy: &amp;quot;I have a &lt;span class="yshortcuts" id="lw_1243513204_1"&gt;baseball glove&lt;/span&gt;.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;Man: &amp;quot;How much?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;Boy: &amp;quot;$750.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;Man: &amp;quot;Fine.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;A few days later, the father says to the boy, &amp;quot;Grab your glove.&amp;nbsp; Let&amp;#39;s &lt;br /&gt;go outside and toss the baseball!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The boy says, &amp;quot;I can&amp;#39;t. I sold them.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The father asks, &amp;quot;How much did you sell them for?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The son says, &amp;quot;$1,000.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The father says, &amp;quot;That&amp;#39;s terrible to overcharge your friends like that. &lt;br /&gt;That is way more than those two things cost. I&amp;#39;m going to&amp;nbsp; take you to &lt;br /&gt;church and make you confess.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;They go to church, the father alerts the priest, makes the little boy &lt;br /&gt;sit in the confession booth, and closes the door.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The boy says, &amp;quot;It&amp;#39;s dark in here.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;The priest says, &amp;quot;Don&amp;#39;t start that *** again.&amp;quot;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description></item></channel></rss>