DR. Z , You are such a goof ball , LOL . I have to tell you guys what I did today . I was down over 7,000 dollars at the up down game so I sold all my stocks and bought 280,000 shares of fanny and freddie . around noon they were down about 3 cents . I went shopping with my daughter and when I got home I was up 36,000 . That sure was a huge risk , but boy did it pay off . I did not get home in time to sell them so they will go down over night and all that profit will be gone by morning I am sure .

  Hi SamWham  missed you.

Stretched first before the thought.  LOL Soccrin  good one.

Missed you too !

They sure do get um up early in the Lone Star State. Don't Mess With Texas !!

  corky how did the trade go ?   did you loose money or did you still gain even though you could not sell when you wanted to ?

Barb , I lost most of it .

HI , Everyone , Tomorrow my son takes the test to get his permit in drivers ED . Shame on me for saying this but I hope he dose not pass it , LOL . I don't think my nerves can take him driving my car . Do you know where we can get an army tank cheap ! I wonder if city hall will sound the sires when he gets behind the wheel . And next year I will have to go though this again with my daughter , talk about stress !

They'll do fine, Corky. Socrrin is still alive, and so are most of the people who have been around while she was driving.

Most of the people ???? LOL Your daughter must have had a blast growing up with a Dad like you !

Karand , How are you feeling and what did the doctor say ?

I hope this brings more than a smile on a few faces:

 

Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens
Bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens
Brown paper packages tied up with strings
These are a few of my favorite things

Cream colored ponies and crisp apple streudels
Doorbells and sleigh bells and schnitzel with noodles
Wild geese that fly with the moon on their wings
These are a few of my favorite things

Girls in white dresses with blue satin sashes
Snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes
Silver white winters that melt into springs
These are a few of my favorite things

When the dog bites
When the bee stings
When I'm feeling sad
I simply remember my favorite things
And then I don't feel so bad

 

 

=]

What else would you like it to bring to my face?

aldentevontino:

I hope this brings more than a smile on a few faces:

Dr Zira:

They'll do fine, Corky. Socrrin is still alive, and so are most of the people who have been around while she was driving.

 

I only drove on the sidewalk once and I've never hit anything (except that deer, although technically he or she hit me...)

I just had a discussion with my son on the phone. Is it true that abortions are legal during the first two trimesters? If that is the case, and his lifespan would be at least 60 years, we have until he is 40 to get an abortion?

That might be a bit too harsh, maybe I’ll just disinherit my daughter. That will leave him the sole heir to all my debts.

Hi everyone ...

i wasn't feeling so great again yesterday ...

and i got a call from my doctors office telling me that the lab lost my one of my specimen's...the lab told my doctor's office that i only dropped off one....i quickly cleared up that little "denial"....and let my doctors office know that i had not only dropped off both specimens...but i had made a copy of my Rx and my insurance card ....when i went to the lab i handed them both specimens the Rx, along with the copy, my insurance card, along with a copy....i made it as easy as possible for them and they still mucked it up!!!

Then after losing my specimen they had the nerve to blame it on me!!!....you know when you don't feel well already....it makes it harder to handle incompetence....

on another subject....

remember we were talking about cleaning?

 I don't watch t.v. during the day... but my husband was home and turned it on....well the actress Kirsty Alley something was one of the guests and they were talking about jobs you had before you were famous...Kirsty learned how to clean a house from her bestfriends mother... I mean really clean a house....

As i watched her show how the right was to really clean i thought...hmmm, maybe i am not O.C.D. ...maybe all this time i just missed my calling!!!

When i saw her pull out a toothbrush to clean around the sinks i thought "shut up"....I have a toothbrush that i use for cleaning sink under the each sink cabinet.... i also use a different toothbrush to clean around the toilet...I also use toothbrushes to clean the tracks of the sliding doors of the patio and the mirror sliders in front of the utility closet....

I would have never admitted that to anyone outside my family who has seen me do it...for fear that they would think i had lost it!!!

she also talked about cleaning the tile floors on your hands and knees with steaming hot water...i do the same thing...i don't care what kind of mops or gimmicks they come up with....nothing replaces the clean you get like doing it the old fashioned way....

 

aldentevontino:

I hope this brings more than a smile on a few faces:

 

Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens
Bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens
Brown paper packages tied up with strings
These are a few of my favorite things

Cream colored ponies and crisp apple streudels
Doorbells and sleigh bells and schnitzel with noodles
Wild geese that fly with the moon on their wings
These are a few of my favorite things

Girls in white dresses with blue satin sashes
Snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes
Silver white winters that melt into springs
These are a few of my favorite things

When the dog bites
When the bee stings
When I'm feeling sad
I simply remember my favorite things
And then I don't feel so bad

 

 

=]

Al~ you sure do know how to put a smile on my face....

Thanks...

karand:

Hi everyone ...

i wasn't feeling so great again yesterday ...

and i got a call from my doctors office telling me that the lab lost my one of my specimen's...the lab told my doctor's office that i only dropped off one....i quickly cleared up that little "denial"....and let my doctors office know that i had not only dropped off both specimens...but i had made a copy of my Rx and my insurance card ....when i went to the lab i handed them both specimens the Rx, along with the copy, my insurance card, along with a copy....i made it as easy as possible for them and they still mucked it up!!!

Then after losing my specimen they had the nerve to blame it on me!!!....you know when you don't feel well already....it makes it harder to handle incompetence....

So what does this mean about your plans to come out here this weekend? Are you still coming if you don't know what is wrong?

Dr Zira:

I just had a discussion with my son on the phone. Is it true that abortions are legal during the first two trimesters? If that is the case, and his lifespan would be at least 60 years, we have until he is 40 to get an abortion?

Dr. Z: Where do you come up with this ideas of yours????? I believe your kids have more than earned merit badges for having you as their Dad!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!