The Best Conspiracy Theories (Lizard-People Are Running the World!)

As usual there is a mix of the ridiculous with the very probable in order to make it all look ridiculous. Does this guy work for the government?

Govts have long used false-flag and/or state sponsored terror to manipulate public opinion. Some govts have flat out gone to war just to divert public disdain for domestic problems. Read history--Europe has had a long history of pre-planned wars between countries to keep the masses from revolt.
Control has been an isue ever-since men formed groups and elected/elevated one particular leader over another. 1) Hitler burned the Reichstag and blamed it on another group to gain a consensus againts them. 2) Rome was burned and the blame placed on Christians. 3) The Maine was sunk and blame placed on another gorup who didnt do it. 4) Gulf of Tonkin, is now revealed to have been a false-flag op. 5) Now de-classified "Operation Northwoods" was a plan to cause a self-inflicted wound (phony terror) and BLAME it on our enemy... look it up... If you understand the nature of man (as our founders did...thus the importance of the separatin of powers built into the framework of our govt) it is easy to realize that these events can and did happen. But for this author to lump in some true exmples with Lizrd people and other nonsense is a way to destroy credibility with "guilt-by-association"---not a new tactic either.

The thing about this article is that it mixes the theories that have a fair degree of evidential support with the clearly absurd thus by associating things in one ridiculous lump the unscrupulous will eqaute things he never investigated with things like count chocula is real and there are alien bases on the moon.

I'm surprised that WIRED would print this trash article. To equate the 9-11 Truth movement with "Lizard People" is just stupid. Any person that doesn't question the government's conspiracy theory of 9-11, after reading the material from Architects & Engineers For 911 Truth, is too stupid to have an opinion on anything!

The false flag Gulf of Tonkin incident which was used to start the US invasion of Vietnam, was a conspiracy theory until the documents were made public. It is now a fact that it was a false flag event. Check freedom of information act.

The Murray building in OKC was blown up by the Clinton administration, or CIA operatives who were working with Tim McVeigh as another false flag incident to blame the US militia groups. Documents are coming out to show some gov connections to Tim and his pals.

The shooters at the Virginia Tech and Fort Hood both went to school there.

The whole world operates on conspiracies. Anyone who can't see it has got their head stuck in a hole. The above article is clearly a 'tongue in cheek' disinfo piece designed to ridicule anyone who doesn't perform according to the CIA/culture creators' media script for the goyim. The hard facts and DOCUMENTED ADMISSIONS by the CONSPIRATORS are all over the place for any who care to look past all the vomitous government propaganda the media spews out for us to 'believe'. Get your heads out of the sewer, Ostriches! The Bible admits to the worldwide conspiracy: "The WHOLE WORLD is under the DECEPTION of the wicked one." 1 John 5:19 and if you don't believe God Almighty, then how about David Rockefeller: "For more than a century, ideological extremists at either end of the political spectrum have seized upon well-publicized incidents to attack the Rockefeller family for the inordinate influence they claim we wield over American political and economic institutions. Some even believe we are part of a secret cabal working against the best interests of the United States, characterizing my family and me as "internationalists" and of conspiring with others around the world to build a more integrated global political and economic structure - one world, if you will. If that's the charge, I stand guilty, and I am proud of it." Or "The interests behind the Bush Administration, such as the CFR, The Trilateral Commission - founded by Zbigniew Brzezinski for David Rockefeller - and the Bilderberg Group, have prepared for and are now moving to implement open world dictatorship within the next five years. They are not fighting against terrorists. They are fighting against citizens." Dr. Johannes B. Koeppl, Ph.D. Former German Defense Ministry Official and Advisor to former NATO Secretary General Manfred Werner. Or: "Some of the biggest men in the United States, in the field of commerce and manufacture, are afraid of something. They know that there is a power somewhere so organized, so subtle, so watchful, so interlocked, so complete, so pervasive, that they had better not speak above their breath when they speak in condemnation of it." Woodrow Wilson Or: "The Masonic Religion should be, by all of us initiates of the high degrees, maintained in the purity of the Luciferian doctrine." (Albert Pike went on to proclaim), ... "Yes Lucifer is God ..." General Albert Pike, Father of Freemasonry, 1809~1891 33rd degree, Sovereign Grand Master of the Ancient and Accepted Scottish Rite of Free Masonry, Co-Founder of the Ku Klux Klan and Supreme Luciferian Pontiff. 'Morals and Dogma' (Book: 1871). Get your heads out of your rear ends, stop watching FOX and CNN and falling for the left/right false paradigm provided by the elite oligarchy called "government."

we are slaves to the elite. they suck the energy out of all of us on a daily basis. religion is a cult and a brainwashing. television was created to make everyone into trance like zombies.all money is fake there is no money it's another way to control us.the medical field is a farce it's there to keep us all sick to make a profit.we live in sort of matrix evrything is an illusion.

All a conspiracy is is an agreement between persons to deceive, mislead, or defraud others. Sounds like what our government does on a daily basis. And then when the truth comes out-- Watergate, Gulf of Tonkin, Northwoods Incident, heck even the sneak and peek clause in the Patriot Act-- suddenly the snide 'conspiracy debunkers' like Mr.Graves are nowhere to be found to eat their words. Oh, right-- only us civilians are prosecuted for criminal conspiracies. To accuse the government as such is paramount to believing in reptile boogey-men and evil fried chicken.

Nice to know this is what passes for journalism these days. BTW, under the "The US Government was behind 9/11", you misspelled jet FUEL.

By constantly denying any conspiracy exists you give more credibilty to conspiracy theory. The word "agenda" needs to replaced by conspiracy when speaking of government. Than the American people will understand how things operate in Washington D.C. and Wall st. The agenda is to print and prop up a failed system of unpayable debt, phony capitalism (cartelism), corruption, and immorality. All stemming from the ultimate CONSPIRACY of all. Money made out of nothing: that can be created by the will of corrupt, immoral, cartelised banks. Restore real money (gold,silver,copper) and you restrain the ability of corrupt, immoral, cartelised banks to create too much of this nothing money, lend it interest, and rob the people blind. Corruption, immorality, and cartelization (the elimination of ones competition) will always be with us as humans. Restriction of the ability to create purchasing power out of nothing is the check needed to curb the immorality, and injustice.

Ha, if Jews ran Hollywood, then all the studio heads would be Jewish. Oh, wait . . . .

don't care if the moonlanding is real or fake same goes for most of these stories...9/11,illuminati,and aids are very up for debate i've looked carefully into all of these subjects and its quite obvious we our not getting the whole truth and we never will...i'm suprised this idiot didn't also throw chupracabas and elvis in this as well since when did not believing in everything the gov says become a mental disease.. as they say

"No one ever went broke by underestimating the gullibilty of the general public..."

Graves included.

The wackier troofer theories are propagated in order to discredit those who want to know (1) why did BushCheney take no steps to protect America after the Condoleeza memo (2) why didn't the FBI follow up on the "flying school" tipoffs (3) who and what were the NJ "high fivers" (4) what tipoffs were received from foreign governments (5) why did the FAA take no immediate action on the day of, and (6) why were the USAF/NORAD utterly useless.

As usual there is a mix of the ridiculous with the very probable in order to make it all look ridiculous. Does this guy work for the government?

Media and Hollywood promote outlandish conspiracies to cover up the real conspiracies. This article is a classic example. I've looked into many over the years, here are the real conspiracies: JFK and MLK Gulf of Tonkin 911 central banking USS Liberty attack Pearl Harbor OKC bombing

From the day that The Goldstone report was released there was a US media blackout on the subject. Goldstone, a jewish judge, had investigated alledged criminal behaviour by the Israelis and Palestinians during Israels 'Operation Cast Lead'. Goldstone found both sides guilty of war crimes and possible crimes against humanity. But because Israel had been accused of wrong doing, the mainstream media in the USA made almost no mention of it.Even to this day, a Google News search for the term 'Goldstone' produces no stories from the US media. There are plenty from around the world and from Israel itself, but it appears that you can't mention Israel in the US media unless they are being praised or being referred to as a victim.

You're not real bright Graves

It is of course a pure coincidence that the USA had two presidents named George Bush and that they were related. No two or more people conspired to make any of that happen. It used to be the case that facts are facts and only when you start to theorize over who, why and how that you were labeled a conspiracy theorist. Unfortunately, paid entertainment writers who consider themselves journalists feel they have the wisdom and intellectual right to brand somebody as a nutcase when they question something such as the events of 9/11. They may get a paycheck and make their peers laugh with a well placed childish putdown. Shame on them. It is not unreasonable to suggest that their laziness, ability to look the other way and self-centered approach to their profession ultimately leaves them with blood on their hands. They had the chance to make a difference and they chose a quick buck and a pat on the back

Nice attempt at a hit piece. Good for a laugh though.

Read Israel Shahak´s fascinating book "Jewish History, Jewish Religion."

Hillary Rodham Clinton, while researching her Thesis Manuscript in the Wellesley Library Extension at M.I.T., stumbled across an ancient recipe for a GOLEM. Employing the proper Fixative Incantations, Mrs. Clinton mixed the specified quantities of MUCK and OFFAL together during a heavy Thunder Storm and Ms. (Later Attorney General Of These United States) Janet Reno sprang full bodied from the galvanized wash tub purloined from the wall of a road-side Dixie Restaurant during the Full Moon. After clothing the Creature, Mrs. Clinton had her "Enforcer". You want PROOF? Can you HANDLE the Proof? The POGROM at Waco! Only a GOLEM could do it!

If you look at the names of major Hollywood, and record studios, the owners, or ceos are mostly Jewish. Is it a conspiracy that they are mostly Jewish, and should it be included in a discussion that includes lizard people? As far as the Trillateral Commission, the Council on Foreign Relations,Bilderberger, their members have had a majority in every Presidential adminstiration since Carter. Wouldn't it be naive, if not outright stupid, to suppose that they are not exerting some degree of influence on the decision making process that comes out of the White House?

The government can listen to you through your cellphone even when it's turned off, unless you remove the battery. They may be able to find your location using your cellphone depending on the type of cellphone you have.

The author seeks to lump together perfectly rational questions (i.e. 9/11 truth) with asinine theories like lizard people and The Cute Beatle. He clearly works for the CIA.