A Blond: was driving down the highway to Disneyland when she saw a sign that said 'DISNEYLAND LEFT'.
After thinking for a minute she said to herself 'oh well!' and turned around and returned home.

LOL, big disappointment for her.

Three blondes were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks.

The first blonde said, "Those are deer tracks."
The second blonde said, "No, those are elk tracks."
The third blonde said, "You're both wrong, those are moose tracks."
The blondes were still arguing when the train hit them.

What do you call a smart blonde?

A golden retriever.

How do you get a blonde to laugh on saturday? Tell her a joke on Wednesday.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XQVoQ6-w8LE&feature=related

What do you call a Blonde behind the wheel of a car?

"an airbag"

How does a blonde turn the lights on after having intercourse?

"she opens up the car door"

A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do.

"Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?"
The blonde said, "How about 50 dollars?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?"
The man replied, "She should. She was standing on the porch."

A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.
"You're finished already?" he asked. "Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats. "Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50. "And by the way," the blonde added, "that's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari."

 LOL good old blonde jokes

 blonde: I was born in  Canada.
 man: 'Oh really, what part?'
blonde:'All of me, you silly man!!.'

GREAT entertainment

 the jokes that are remembered

nanakeser, thats one of the best ones i've heard in a while

A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are trapped on the roof of a 2 story house which is on fire. The firemen quickly pull out a heavy blanket and yell up the the 3 ladies, telling them to jump one by one and they will catch them with the blanket.  The brunette decides to go first.  She jumps and the firemen pull the blanket away and she hits the ground.  They tell the next one to jump and that the last one was an accident, they promised to catch her.  The redhead decides to go next.  She jumps and the firemen pull the blanket out from under her.  They tell the blonde to jump and that the redhead over jumped the blanket.  The blond says "Oh no, how stupid do you think I am.  Put the blanket down and then I'll jump."

Did you hear about the blonde quality inspector that was fired from the M&M candy company?  She kept throwing out all the W's

 Hahahaha I can never get nuff of these jokes.

LOL