The Best Comeback Line Ever

Last post 11-02-2009 8:32 AM by Adrien. 9 replies.
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  • 10-29-2009 2:36 PM

    The Best Comeback Line Ever

    Police arrested Malcolm Davidson, a 27 year old white male, resident of White Plains, NY, in a pumpkin patch at 11:38pm Friday. Davidson will be charged with lewd and lascivious behavior, public indecency,and public intoxication at the County courthouse on Monday. The suspect allegedly stated that as he was passing a pumpkin patch, he decided to stop. "You know, a pumpkin is soft and squishy inside, and there was no one around here for miles. At least I thought there wasn't" he stated in a phone interview from the County courthouse jail.


    Davidson went on to state that he pulled over to the side of the road, picked out a pumpkin that he felt was appropriate to his purposes, cut a hole in it, and proceeded to satisfy his alleged "need".


    "I guess I was just really into it, you know?" he commented with evident embarrassment.


    In the process, Davidson apparently failed to notice the White Plains police car approaching and was unaware of his audience until officer Brenda Taylor approached him. "It was an unusual situation, that's for sure" said officer Taylor. "I walked up to (Davidson) and he's...just working away at this pumpkin."


    Taylor went on to describe what happened when she approached Davidson. "I just went up and said, 'Excuse me sir, but do you realize that you are screwing a pumpkin?' He got real surprised, as you'd expect, and then looked me straight in the face and said, 'A pumpkin!? Damn...is it midnight already?'"

  • 10-29-2009 4:09 PM In reply to

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    Man that was quick thinking.
  • 10-29-2009 10:45 PM In reply to

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    That sure was quick thinking.

  • 10-30-2009 12:30 AM In reply to

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     very quick and clever.

     

  • 10-30-2009 4:13 PM In reply to

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    hahahaha classic,
  • 10-30-2009 6:55 PM In reply to

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    This is funny...and probably true!

  • 10-30-2009 9:53 PM In reply to

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    very funny LOL

  • 10-31-2009 9:38 AM In reply to

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    Nice....................... very funny and quick.

  • 10-31-2009 11:59 AM In reply to

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    Very quick thinking and funny to.

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