Why was the skeleton afraid to cross the road? It had no guts...
How do witches keep their hair in place while flying? With scare spray...
How do monsters tell their future? They read their horrorscope...
Do zombies eat popcorn with their fingers? No, they eat the fingers separately...
Why don't skeletons ever go out on the town? Because they don't have any bodyto go out with...
What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman? Frostbite...
What do you call someone who puts poison in a person's corn flakes? A cereal killer...
Why do mummies have trouble keeping friends? They're too wrapped up in themselves....