Management Course

A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbor. Before she says a word, Bob says, "I'll give you $800 to drop that towel." After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob, after a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 and leaves.

The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs. When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, "Who was that?" "It was Bob the next door neighbor." she replies. "Great," the husband says, "did he say anything about the $800 he owes me????"

Moral of the story: If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk with your shareholders in time, you may be in a position to prevent avoidable exposure.

I don't question her, she was smart!  She showed a little T&A for $800.  Sounds like the  neighbor still owes him $800. 

The payment was for services, the debt still has not been paid.

 hahha. nice one! great lesson too. lol

and J828 needs an answer.......lol

J828, great pt.  Maybe Bob is a famous drug dealer.  Who knows. 

Bob def still owes $800 more.  Her husband needs to be repaid.  

For soem reason, I remember I've read a similar joke somehwere else.  Still good though.  

Next class...Covered Options

I say the money belongs to the wife and the husband should tell Bob he still owes him the money!

dprice49 should teach the covered option course!!!!! LOL.

that's right, it's her money now. lol 

wakerider:

I don't question her, she was smart!  She showed a little T&A for $800.  Sounds like the  neighbor still owes him $800. 

good lessons.

That was a good one.