One day, after a man had his annual physical, the
doctor came
out and said, "You had a great checkup. Is there anything
that
you'd like to talk about or ask me?"
"Well," he said, "I
was thinking about getting a vasectomy."
"That's a pretty big decision.
Have you talked it over with
your family?"
"Yeah, and they're in
favor 16 to 1."