i have heard the opposite. That Canada, U.S. and mexico unite and along comes amero and teh super highway that is being built right now. ?? am I wrong?

Our two groups can equitably divide up the country by landmass each taking a portion.  That will be the difficult part, but I am sure our two sides can come to a friendly agreement.  After that it should be relatively easy!

I agree to this divorce but i'm staying to the right. we can divide up this country and what ever is left after all Native Land is returned then the lefties can have their plot. I don't see it as difficult all us Natives and rednecks together with the right to life, Our trucks and Suv's, The willingness to pay the ultimate sacrifice for our country. we will give the lefties their right to choose and their murderous government funded abortion clinics, their homeless, homies, their sagging pants, and their under funded schools. They can have their welfare we want jobs.

well, i guess no answer here either..geez

can't ask a question anymore on this forum. I must be invisible...moving on.

"we will give the lefties their right to choose and their murderous government funded abortion clinics, their homeless, homies, their sagging pants, and their under funded schools. They can have their welfare we want jobs."

1 word sums this up. Ignorance.

Jewdakris:

also, the repubs should enjoy paying $200/barrel for oil when demand skyrockets from all their consumption when they start driving their giant SUVs again. enjoy those $100+ / tank fillups...

what do you mean again, I never stopped, in fact I just got back from a run into town in it, and get it right its a crew cab dually 3500 (she gets hurt when you call her a lowly suv)

men!@!\\

Wow Iceman....I like this thread.  Whoever the guy was that wrote that really could see alot about our country.  Maybe everyone should open their eyes and see what others do.  I'll go to the side with the guns and small cars.  Thanks

DogSalmon:

men!@!\\

I just love to stir the pot, and her name is larger marge, I traded large marge in on her  LOL

DogSalmon:

i have heard the opposite. That Canada, U.S. and mexico unite and along comes amero and teh super highway that is being built right now. ?? am I wrong?

Kim, I'm sorry I overlooked you on this. the NASH ran in to many snags, one of the main obstacles was property owners fighting eminent domain to get the right of way to build it and the states not accepting another unfunded mandate from dc

Jewdakris:

1 word sums this up. Ignorance.

DogSalmon:

well, i guess no answer here either..geez

 

can't ask a question anymore on this forum. I must be invisible...moving on.

i dont know the answer is why i didnt answer. Is there a Super Highway highway being built between USA and Mexico and South America? 

the iceman:

skysaw:

the iceman:

your repeated remarks about intelligence are getting quite old, or is this just in the new spirit of bipartisanship? or more of the same old liberal slop?

In a thread started by you that (jokingly or not) demands the ultimate in bipartisanship, you get upset at someone being bipartisan? Is splitting the country into two now considered reaching across the aisle?

sky, yes this was posted as a joke, in 12 hours it got more replies then the wmd post did in a week, and everyone here, if they admit it or not knows the liberal idea of bipartisan means droping conservative values and crossing the isle to make nice

 I think it was a great stimulation of conversation. Not too twitty.

 I thought you made nice nice, iceman,  but would you volunteer to be hit with a pie in that aisle?

 Perhaps it feels like that already.      Yuck, Yuck. 

 Pssst... take pictures. 

aliasannie:

DogSalmon:

well, i guess no answer here either..geez

 

can't ask a question anymore on this forum. I must be invisible...moving on.

 

i dont know the answer is why i didnt answer. Is there a Super Highway highway being built between USA and Mexico and South America? 

skysaw:

I agree to the divorce and am ready to move to lefty-land. When your hummers run out of gas, we'll lease you our green cars if you have any money left over from your failed economy. Sorry, but that's cash only. Your credit is no good here.

But we're keeping the cops. Sorry, but they are a social program, so you'd be best to disassociate yourselves from them. For the same reason, we get to keep all libraries, fire departments, public parks, national monuments, museums, public transportation, child protection services, emergency clinics, NASA, NCI, the Red Cross, and the US Postal Service. We'll be generous and leave you any public roads on your half, since the cost of removing them would be prohibitive. You're going to have to replace all the signs and traffic lights yourself, however. Or just plow through the intersections at will... you're king of the road now!

I think this is good for all involved. You can live free, unfettered by the social baggage of a national weather service, transportation safety commision, board of health, public schools, and all those other commie programs. While we in lefty-land lay claim to the honor and respect of the rest of the world, if we can find which toilet Bush flushed it down 8 years ago.

you're on, You can keep the cops in lefty land as they are probably too corrupt to make it in righty land. as far as leasing your electric cars, how will you get them to us their range is at best two hundred fifty miles and with your wind turbine farms not on the grid in any number, maybe you should hang on to them, it will beat walking to the soup line. Our gas hogging hummers & suvs should be running fine on the leaded premium gas produced from our western oil fields and processed in our western refineries. up north, hope you have a lot of artic clothing as the majority of gas wells are also ......oh they are out here too.Coal for your power plants...nope here too!! While you in lefty land are reclaiming the honor & respect that you think you deserve, it was lost during the clinton years, now that was a president to look up to, if you were an intern on the FLOOR!!   p.s. when you come crawling to buy food, oil, gas, coal, uranium, bring GOLD.

I've booked you a flight on the next available passing "ass"teroid.

the iceman:

Dear American liberals, leftists, social progressives, socialists, Marxists, Obama supporters, et al:

We have stuck together since the late 1950's, but the whole of this latest election process has made me realize that I want a divorce.  I know we tolerated each other for many years for the sake of future generations, but sadly, this relationship has run its course.  Our two ideological sides of America cannot and will not ever agree on what is right, so let's just end it on friendly terms.   We can smile, slate it up to irreconcilable differences, and go our own ways.

Here is a model dissolution agreement. 
Our two groups can equitably divide up the country by landmass each taking a portion.  That will be the difficult part, but I am sure our two sides can come to a friendly agreement.  After that it should be relatively easy!
Our respective representatives can effortlessly divide other assets since both sides have such distinct and disparate tastes.  We don't like redistributive taxes so you can keep them.  You are welcome to the liberal judges and the ACLU.

Since you hate guns and war, we'll take our firearms, the cops, the NRA, and the military.  You can keep Oprah, Michael Moore, and Rosie O'Donnell (you are however, responsible for finding a bio-diesel vehicle big enough to move them). 
We'll keep the capitalism, greedy corporations, pharmaceutical companies,  Wal-Mart, and Wall Street. You can have your beloved homeless, homeboys, hippies, and illegal aliens.  We'll keep the hot Alaskan Hockey Moms, greedy CEO's, and Rednecks.  We'll keep the Bibles and give you NBC and Hollywood ..

You can make nice with Iran , Palestine , and France , and we'll retain the right to invade and hammer places that threaten us. You can have the peaceniks and war protestors.  When our allies or way of life are under assault, we'll provide them job security.

We'll keep our Judeo-Christian Values.  You are welcome to Islam, Scientology,
Humanism, and Shirley McClain. You can have the U.N. But we will no longer be paying the bill.
We'll keep the SUV's, pickup trucks, and oversized luxury cars.  You can take every Subaru Station Wagon you can find. 
You can give everyone healthcare, if you can find any practicing Doctors (that is practicing, Howard Dean) who will follow to your turf (sic).  We'll continue to believe healthcare is a luxury and not a right.

We'll keep The Battle Hymn of the Republic and The National Anthem.  I'm sure you'll be happy to substitute Imagine, I'd Like to Teach The World To Sing, Kum Ba Ya,  or We Are the World.

We'll practice trickle down economics, and you can give trickle up poverty its
best shot. 
Since it often so offends you we'll keep our History, our Name, and our Flag.

Would you agree to this? 
In the spirit of friendly parting, I'll bet you ANWAR on who will need whose help in 15 years.

Sincerely,

John J. Wall
Law Student
American

P.S.  Please take Barbara Streisand.

Seti03:

I've booked you a flight on the next available passing "ass"teroid.

 

the iceman:

Dear American liberals, leftists, social progressives, socialists, Marxists, Obama supporters, et al:

We have stuck together since the late 1950's, but the whole of this latest election process has made me realize that I want a divorce.  I know we tolerated each other for many years for the sake of future generations, but sadly, this relationship has run its course.  Our two ideological sides of America cannot and will not ever agree on what is right, so let's just end it on friendly terms.   We can smile, slate it up to irreconcilable differences, and go our own ways.

Here is a model dissolution agreement. 
Our two groups can equitably divide up the country by landmass each taking a portion.  That will be the difficult part, but I am sure our two sides can come to a friendly agreement.  After that it should be relatively easy!
Our respective representatives can effortlessly divide other assets since both sides have such distinct and disparate tastes.  We don't like redistributive taxes so you can keep them.  You are welcome to the liberal judges and the ACLU.

Since you hate guns and war, we'll take our firearms, the cops, the NRA, and the military.  You can keep Oprah, Michael Moore, and Rosie O'Donnell (you are however, responsible for finding a bio-diesel vehicle big enough to move them). 
We'll keep the capitalism, greedy corporations, pharmaceutical companies,  Wal-Mart, and Wall Street. You can have your beloved homeless, homeboys, hippies, and illegal aliens.  We'll keep the hot Alaskan Hockey Moms, greedy CEO's, and Rednecks.  We'll keep the Bibles and give you NBC and Hollywood ..

You can make nice with Iran , Palestine , and France , and we'll retain the right to invade and hammer places that threaten us. You can have the peaceniks and war protestors.  When our allies or way of life are under assault, we'll provide them job security.

We'll keep our Judeo-Christian Values.  You are welcome to Islam, Scientology,
Humanism, and Shirley McClain. You can have the U.N. But we will no longer be paying the bill.
We'll keep the SUV's, pickup trucks, and oversized luxury cars.  You can take every Subaru Station Wagon you can find. 
You can give everyone healthcare, if you can find any practicing Doctors (that is practicing, Howard Dean) who will follow to your turf (sic).  We'll continue to believe healthcare is a luxury and not a right.

We'll keep The Battle Hymn of the Republic and The National Anthem.  I'm sure you'll be happy to substitute Imagine, I'd Like to Teach The World To Sing, Kum Ba Ya,  or We Are the World.

We'll practice trickle down economics, and you can give trickle up poverty its
best shot. 
Since it often so offends you we'll keep our History, our Name, and our Flag.

Would you agree to this? 
In the spirit of friendly parting, I'll bet you ANWAR on who will need whose help in 15 years.

Sincerely,

John J. Wall
Law Student
American

P.S.  Please take Barbara Streisand.

I see the reason behind your posts now, you drank the kool aid but missed the mothership that was behind Hale Bop, how else would you have contact? are you wearing your tin foil hat now, so they cant read your few thoughts?? :-)

whether someone is a conservative, liberal  , christian, jew, muslim, buddist, red, white brown, polka dot and so on....

we are all american.  we are one nation under god INDIVISIBLE.   there can be no divorce.  If you are not happy with us your option is to up and leave.  

hey NEW GUY read all the threads b4 putting foot in mouth

no, he is absolutely right. its what i was saying when i posted that this was retarded and an example of divisive politics. ixixy is absolutely on point. iceman, you and your buddies would fail miserably on their own, just as the lefties would. if you honestly believe that you could run a country on a purely republican or democratic belief system, you've got significantly bigger problems than previously thought. the fact is that both sides need eachother.

If you read the reply I made to sky, it was humor, I agree with you on the checks & balances, but what I said about this post compared to the wmd posts is truly annoying. the response to a tongue in cheek post compared to the lack of response to a serious post is alarming, the thought that iraq had 500 metric tons of yellowcake and a wacky dictator should cause a lot more fear than the hundreds of posts on global warming, cooling, flavour of the day. Russia has a lot of unemployed scientists from the cold war that know how to refine it...so what is worse, a goofy post about splitting the country or a mushroom cloud over nyc, dc, la, atlanta??   enough rant.  Later