Meat ! That's an easy one.

Would you rather give up cake or sandwiches? 

Cake, since doughnuts exist, and there are too many good things to put into a sandwich...

Would you rather vote or not vote? We all know how the electoral college cancels our votes anyway.

Not. I'm in Texas.

Give up laptop or blackberry?

Give up the blackberry, my laptop is my everything.

Would you want to be rich & die young or live long & barely get by?

 That's a toughie. If single, rich and die young. If married, poor and loving it as long as I can.

Would you rather wear shoes or sandals at work?

Sandals.

Would you rather shave your head or get tattoo?

definately a tattoo, ive got 2 big scars on my head from surgery..

Would you rather be constipated for a week or hung over for a week?

Constipated, because I know how to fix that.

Would you rather go on a trip with your in-laws or triplet babies? 

My in laws!  Not nearly the crying as triplets.

Would you rather be a genius who didnt know how to relate to people or a person who could relate to people but didnt know anything?

A person who could relate to people but didn't know anything.

Would you rather go trick or treating or watch horror films?

Trick or Treating.....horror flicks just aren't what they used to be.

Would you rather meet someone who sees you and cannot hear you or hear you and not see?  Metaphorically speaking......

Someone who could hear me but not see.  Because seeing is just superficial.

Would you rather be a big duck in a little pond or a little duck in a big pond?

a little duck in a big pond. more freedom per say.

would you rather skydive or bungee jump?

 Sky dive, because bridges scare me worse than altitude.

Would you rather be late to work, or be on time with coffee spilled down your front? 

  late.that would the first and last time.

Would you rather  be french or japanese?

I'd rather be japanese the french are commies.

Would rather be free or live in a socialist state?

Free, of course!! (Is that a trick question, James?) 

Would you rather be yourself, your own xex, or a devastingly gorgeous person of the opposite sex.? 

Thats tough cause im already both.LOL JK

Would you rather stay home and hand out candy tonight or go out and trick or treat?

Stay home (relax and watch a movie) and hand out candy.

 Would you rather wear an orange or a black t-shirt?

Black T-shirt..........orange is well.....so orange.

Reeses Peanut Butter Cups or M&Ms?