There allowance will go down the drain.

What if you had no conscience?

Then I would be a sociopath.

What if nothing was relative?

Well, when that tree did fall in the forest, and no one was there to hear it, it would not make a sound.

What if the stimulus package causes hyperinflation?

Then we will need some other government to save us.

What if the government had a clue about economics?

 Then some would say we have to first hit rock-bottom before we are able to see an upward trend in our economy again.

What if Wal-Mart never existed?

 Then I wouldn't have any money. My father is way up in Wal-Mart

What if there was no more eggs?

Then I would have to find another form of protein.   What if there were no more chickens?

 Then I would be starving and about 20 lbs lighter.

What if jeans were found to have lead in them?

Then I wouldnt be able to jump very high.

What if yesterday kept repeating iteself?

 Then I would think I was going insane.

What if you could have had a part in writing the Constitution?

I would have made separatioin of Church and state very clear so idiots couldn't misintepret it.

 What it Ozzie Osbourne and Sandra Dee had a child?

The offspring would either be visually vile with impeccable manners or a strikingly attractive heathen (good question)

Then we'd be looking at the PC as the stepchild to Apple Computers....LOL

What if we couldn't use electronic devices anymore?

 I would be sad. No laptop...no radio on the way to work...no iPod...

What if you were on the show "The Apprentice" (with Donald Trump)?

I would look Mr Trump square in the eye and say, "Mr Trump sir, I am not truly worth your time or effort, but if I could honestly have just fourty-five minutes of your time, my wife and I would be able to benefit ourselves and you for years to come and you would also be able to look back on today in your later years and be glad you did, even if we can't come to an arangement today."

What if you could go back in time and see ANY live performance from the "good old days"?

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Then I would go to see the Aqua Circus on the boardwalk in Wildwood (the good old days), thought the Kinks at Jones beach were good too!

What if they created snow  for hot temperatures?

 Then my childhood wish would have come true.

What if morals didn't exist?

I would say it would be a very weird and crazy place.....

What if you couldn't see for a month?

Then I guess for a month I would try harder to listen...

What if there was a law passed where everyone must share their wealth equally?

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