ROMANCE MATHEMATICS

Smart man + smart woman = romance

Smart man + dumb woman = affair

Dumb man + smart woman = marriage

Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy

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OFFICE ARITHMETIC

Smart boss + smart employee = profit

Smart boss + dumb employee = production

Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion

Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime

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SHOPPING MATH

A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.

A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.

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GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.

A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.

A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

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 Highway driving mathematics

It takes hundreds of nuts to hold a car together but only one to scatter it all over the road 

I LIKED THIS.  IT'S REALLY FUNNY!

Good ones!

A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.

That is SOOO me.

 This is awesome!  I'll put it on my cheat sheet.  :)

How true lol

Some of that looks like some fuzzy math. HaHa!

lol all so true

Klara:

Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy

Cute, I haven't decide where me and mine fit in. LOL

 You can take a horse to water but you can't make them drink ?????? lol lol