No Goldie, One and only could only mean the .............. pregnant man.  Since he has given birth to his daughter, he would love to teach you to square dance.          

One of the WSS onlookers, who looked strangly like a character from "Galaxy Quest" saw this and, coiling away with shock, says :

http://datacore.sciflicks.com/galaxy_quest/sounds/galaxy_quest_not_right.wav

Wouldn't it be alright if deanodarn doe-se-doed with Goldiec and then...

JamesLT saw them and in a jealous rage stepped in grabbing deanodarn and said....

....."I know what your intentions are with my dear Goldie". "How dare you, Deanadarn"!!! This calls for a Duel"!!

"I'll meet you in the town square at noon"!!

With this the music stopped and many were concerned for the safety of the two WSSers...except for one who's intentions were diabolical....This WSSer was none other than..........

...Wise-Picks...the one who started this ... knowing very well he would be able to get his unsuspecting WSSERs to help him do HIS dirty deed... 

 Wise-picks didn't know but the police were right behind him, and when they pulled off his mask it was 

 too grotesque to describe -

http://www.geocities.com/TelevisionCity/Set/5089/humnty.wav

(editor's note: Whineandcheese started this)

It's a mug only his mother would love...

(to editor: be a mouse man, stop hiding in under behind Whinseandcheese's pants skirt!)

"OH FOR CRYING OUT LOUD !!"  squeaked wise-picks "I'm not coming out from under this skirt until somebody 'splains to me how to get a photo pasted on here !! "

And believe me, it will be well worth the wait.

...but will it be the Kodak moment Paul Anka wanted?

 Is this for real? Ws he a woman and then a man? yuk! you know I think men should know the pains of labor that would straighten a lot of them up real quick from messing around. lol

Ok, Wise here it is.....First you cut out the picture backwards, of course, then get some tape and place it on your screen......uh, then explain to all of us what it is.....

Let me know if you need help with anything else....

Now can we get back to this never ending story...........

http://people.lulu.com/storage/users/369/261369/images/32054/Sammagnetweb.jpg

"THERE !!! I Hope you're all happy, Now my shame is here for all to laugh at - or pity, or however you choose."

The wretch could barely continue. Tears that wanted to well up in his his long-blinded eyes were not to be found, as the hideous deformity prevented it. Wise-picks then revealed his diabolical plan. He knew that the long arm of the law could no longer be evaded. "I figured that if I could get all of the WSSers here in one place, I could find one - just even one caring soul who could find me lovable. There had to be someone out there that could have an ounce of compassion for me."

To which John Long stepped up (head turned aside) and said: http://new.wavlist.com/movies/001/apl-surely.wav

OH!!!!!!!!!! We have a celebrity in our mists!!!!!!!! I saw Wise-picks at the Westminister Kennel Show a few years back..........He won as BEAST  BEST OF SHOW!!!!!!!!!!!         He has added a few lines due to his overwhelming popularity among the b...... Let's give Wise-picks a hollering big cheer for such an awlful  awesome distinction!