The day after his wife disappeared in a kayaking
accident, a
Canadian man answered his door to find two
grim-faced Mounties.
"We're sorry sir, But we have some information about
your wife,"
said one Mountie.
"Tell me! Did you find her?" the
anguished husband sobbed.
The Mounties looked at each other. One said,
"We have some
bad news, some good news, and some really great news.
Which
do you want to hear first?"
Fearing the worst, the ashen husband
said, "Give me the bad
news first."
The Mountie said, "I'm sorry to
tell you, Sir, but this morning
we found your wife's body in the
bay."
"Oh my God!" exclaimed the husband. Swallowing hard, he
asked,
"What's the good news?"
The Mountie continued, "When we pulled her up,
she had
twelve 25-pound snow crabs and six good-size lobsters clinging
to
her."
Stunned, the husband demanded, "If that's the good news,
what's
the great news?"
The Mountie said, "We're gonna pull her up again
tomorrow!"