Talking dog..

Last post 08-07-2008 9:49 AM by InnaD. 12 replies.

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08-02-2008 2:34 PM

surveybob
Joined on 01-27-2008
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Talking dog..

A guy is driving around Tennessee and he sees a sign in front of a house:
"Talking Dog For Sale ." He rings the bell and the owner tells him the dog is in the backyard. The guy goes into the backyard and sees a Labrador retriever sitting there.

"You talk?" he asks.

"Yep," the Lab replies.

"So, what's your story?"

The Lab looks up and says, "Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA about my gift, and in no time at all they had me jetting from country to country,
sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping. I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running."

"But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security wandering near suspicious characters and
listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals."

"I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired."

The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog.

"Ten dollars," the guy says.

"Ten dollars? This dog is amazing. Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?"

"Because he's a liar. He never did any of that s--t."

08-02-2008 2:57 PM In reply to

petergun1962
Joined on 10-14-2007
Posts 909

Re: Talking dog..

OMG that is funny

08-03-2008 2:47 AM In reply to

rosebud07
Joined on 11-01-2007
Posts 3,263

Re: Talking dog..

OMG, I second that Peter. This was good.

08-03-2008 2:49 AM In reply to

Zadkeil1986
Joined on 06-17-2008
Posts 367

Re: Talking dog..

id still want the dog >.>

08-03-2008 3:10 AM In reply to

Simply Green
Joined on 11-30-2007
Posts 191

Re: Talking dog..

Me too, it would be better than having a fly on the wall....lol

08-05-2008 12:41 AM In reply to

corky
Joined on 10-30-2007
Posts 3,653

Re: Talking dog..

That was great !

08-06-2008 9:29 AM In reply to

donwilliams2
Joined on 11-20-2007
Posts 663

Re: Talking dog..

lol

08-06-2008 9:39 AM In reply to

karand
Joined on 07-10-2007
Posts 5,600

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That was too funny.....

08-06-2008 10:17 AM In reply to

MARVLUS
Joined on 10-12-2007
Posts 657

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LOL, I didn't see the punch line coming...

08-06-2008 8:07 PM In reply to

Seti03
Joined on 08-15-2007
Posts 3,057

Re: Talking dog..

LOL...very funny.

08-06-2008 11:28 PM In reply to

helen879
Joined on 07-07-2007
Posts 661

Re: Talking dog..

LOL

08-07-2008 4:29 AM In reply to

Danjf
Joined on 08-05-2008
Posts 22

Re: Talking dog..

That's Great!

Very Funny

LOL!

Filed under: jokes

08-07-2008 9:49 AM In reply to

InnaD
Joined on 08-27-2007
Posts 631

Re: Talking dog..

lol that dog probably watched too many movies.

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