He's so smart

Last post 07-28-2008 12:14 AM by Supote. 8 replies.
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  • 07-25-2008 12:37 AM

    He's so smart

    Einstein dies and goes to heaven only to be informed that his room is not yet ready. "I hope you will not mind waiting in a dormitory. We are very sorry, but it's the best we can do and you will have to share the room with others" he is told by the doorman.

    Einstein says that this is no problem at all and that there is no need to make such a great fuss. So the doorman leads him to the dorm. They enter and Albert is introduced to all of the present inhabitants. "See, Here is your first room mate. He has an IQ of 180!"
     "That's wonderful!" says Albert. "We can discuss mathematics!"

    "And here is your second room mate. His IQ is 150!"
    "That's wonderful!" says Albert. "We can discuss physics!"

    "And here is your third room mate. His IQ is 100!"
    "That's wonderful! We can discuss the latest plays at the theater!"

    Just then another man moves out to capture Albert's hand and shake it. "I'm your last room mate and I'm sorry, but my IQ is only 80."
    Albert smiles back at him and says, "So, where do you think interest rates are headed?"

  • 07-25-2008 1:08 AM In reply to

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    LOL, hell.....for all it matters i bet he could talk about which way the stock market is going to go!!!!!!!!!!!

  • 07-25-2008 11:09 AM In reply to

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     This joke is falitical, nobody with an IQ under 100 goes to heaven.....except maybe Ghandi (Wisdom points and all)

  • 07-25-2008 11:30 AM In reply to

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    GOOD ONE...Dr Z

  • 07-25-2008 1:57 PM In reply to

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     lol, good one, but I don't even like Physics!!!

  • 07-27-2008 11:16 AM In reply to

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    Since when do theatre people have an IQ of 100?! :-o 

  • 07-27-2008 11:40 PM In reply to

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    LOL

  • 07-27-2008 11:54 PM In reply to

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    Movie people may not need an IQ of 100, but theater people do.  LOL!

     

  • 07-28-2008 12:14 AM In reply to

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    Banker ;)

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