Now, there was this guy who have a bear problem. One day he found a bear was on his roof and called the animal control. Pretty soon the man came out and with him he had a ladder, a baseball bat a mean old pitbull and a shotgun. Quickly he goes to the house at which point the man asks "Whats all that for." Replying the animal control guy said: i am going to climb the ladder to the roof, and knock the bear off with the bat, the dog is trained to bite the bears Testicles so it will be imobilized enough to transport to the truck- as the he handed the shotgun to the homeowner. Shocked the man asks what the shotgun is for. Thats for if the dog knocks me off the roof, shoot the dog.