Two blondes living in
Oklahoma were sitting on a
bench talking, and one blonde says to the other, 'Which do you think is
farther away... Florida or the
moon?'
The other blonde turns and says 'Helloooooooooo, can
you see Florida ?????'
SPEEDING TICKET
A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her
very nicely if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, 'I wish you
guys would get your act together.
Just yesterday you take away my
license and then todayyou expect me to show it to you!'
RIVER WALK
There's this blonde out for a
walk. She comes to a river and sees another blonde on the opposite bank
'Yoo-hoo!' she shouts, 'How can I get to the other side?'
The
second blonde looks up the river then down the river and shouts back, 'You
ARE on the other side.'
KNITTING
A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on
the freeway. Glancing at the car, he was astounded to see that the blonde
behind the wheel was knitting!
Realizing that she was
oblivious to his flashing lights and siren, the trooper cranked down his
window, turned on his bullhorn and yelled, 'PULL OVER!'
'NO!' the blonde yelled back, 'IT'S A SCARF!'
IN A VACUUM
A
blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit
one night.. It was her turn. She rolled the dice and she landed on Science
& Nature. Her question was, 'If you are in a vacuum and someone calls
your name, can you hear it?' She thought for a time and then asked, 'Is it on or off?'