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Last post 06-30-2008 12:18 AM by Supote. 4 replies.
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  • 06-18-2008 3:40 PM

    Check this out

     

    This year, taxpayers will receive an Economic Stimulus Payment. This is a very exciting new program that I will explain using the Q and A format:

    "Q. What is an Economic Stimulus Payment?
    "A. It is money that the federal government will send to taxpayers.

     

    "Q. Where will the government get this money?
    "A. From taxpayers.

     

    "Q. So the government is giving me back my own money?
    "A. Only a smidgen.

     

    "Q. What is the purpose of this payment?
    "A. The plan is that you will use the money to purchase a high-definition TV set, thus stimulating the economy.

     

    "Q. But isn't that stimulating the economy of China ?
    "A. Shut up."

     

     And from another friend.

    How to use Your IRS Rebate check...
    As you may have heard, each of us will be getting a tax rebate check to stimulate the economy.
    If we spend that money at Wal-Mart, all the money will go to China . If we spend it on gasoline, it will go to the Arabs. If we purchase a computer, it will go to India . If we purchase fruits and vegetables it will go to
    Honduras and Guatemala . If we purchase a good car it will go to Japan . If we purchase useless stuff it will go to Taiwan and none of it will help the American economy. We need to keep that money here in America .. The only way to keep that money here at home is to spend it at yard sales , since those are the only businesses left owned by Americans !!

     


  • 06-18-2008 4:06 PM In reply to

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    thats funny, thanks 

  • 06-19-2008 11:05 AM In reply to

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    So true.

  • 06-19-2008 11:27 AM In reply to

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    definitely very true.

     they give you $600 now, but you have to pay it back with interest!!

  • 06-30-2008 12:18 AM In reply to

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    I like this very much. Should have read it times ago. Thanks.

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