How do crazy people go through the forest? 
- They take the psycho path. 
       
How do you make holy water? 
- Boil the hell out of it. 
       
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall? 
- "Dam" 
       
What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long? 
- Polaroids. 
       
What do prisoners use to call each other? 
- Cell phones. 
       
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? 
- A stick. 
       
What do you call cheese that isn't yours? 
- Nacho Cheese. 
       
What do you call Santa's helpers? 
- Subordinate Clauses. 
       
What do you get from a pampered cow? 
- Spoiled milk. 
       
What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches? 
- A nervous wreck. 
       
Where do you find a dog with no legs? 
- Right where you left him. 
       
Why do bagpipers walk when they play? 
- They're trying to get away from the noise. 
       
What is a zebra? 
- 25 sizes larger than an "A" bra. 
       
What do you get when you cross a Pit Bull with a Collie? 
- A dog that runs for help ... after it bites your leg off. 
       
What kind of coffee was served on the Titanic? 
- Sanka.

Good ones Doc.

Know anyone that using the Z-bra? I'd be curious.... :) 

Oops!

Too late to stop you!!

 LOL!!

Good ones.  But I'm a bit slow ... took me a minute to figure out the "z-bra"...

<VBG>

 lol, Dr. Zira! Very Funny.

I once went to a lingerie party that sold custom made bras. You ordered at the party and then a consultant would come to your house and measured you for the bra. I ordered one and the price was $52.00!!! I wont tell you what size they wanted to sell me...lol

LOL

Think I only heard one of those before....all good ones!!! 

those were funny, thanks for my morning laugh 

Not bad. I especially liked the holy water joke.  

rosebud07:

 lol, Dr. Zira! Very Funny.

I once went to a lingerie party that sold custom made bras. You ordered at the party and then a consultant would come to your house and measured you for the bra. I ordered one and the price was $52.00!!! I wont tell you what size they wanted to sell me...lol

Sign me up!!

LOL

after yesterdays disaster i needed a laugh!!!