dewdrinkrt78:
<------ this is my first and only tattoo I got three years ago. ITs a cross with my wifes and my name with our wedding anniversary underneath
Good way not to forget your anniversary :>
You reminded me of the story of Ed :>
Ed was in a lot of trouble, he forgot his anniversary!
His wife was extremely upset and screemed at him, "You have to make this up to me! I want something shiny and new in the driveway by tommorow morning and it better go from 0 to 150 really fast!"
The next morning when she woke up Ed was already gone. When she looked out the window all she saw was a gift wrapped box in the driveway. When she opened the box she found ...
A Shiny New Scale!
Ed hasn't been seen since.