A man with a gun goes into a bank and demands their money. Once he is 
given the money, he turns to a customer and asks, 'Did you see me rob this 
bank?' the man replied, 'Yes sir, I did.' The robber then shot him in the 
temple, killing him instantly. He then turned to a couple standing next 
and asked the man, 'Did you see me rob this bank?' The man replied, 
'No sir, I didn't, but my wife did.'
 

Thanks for voting................

 HMMM,  Isn't it just like a man to want to get rid of the better half...lol

LOL

there just couldnt be a better way

Good One!

You forgot the end of the story. The man went to bed without dinner =D

lol

LOL, very funny!  I'll be telling this one!

This is one I won't be sharing with my wife.