The FBI had an opening for an assassin. After all the background
checks, interviews and testing were done, there were 3 finalists; two
men and a woman. For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the men
to a large metal door and handed him a gun. ‘We must know that you will
follow your instructions no matter what the circumstances. Inside the room you will find your wife sitting in a chair . . . Kill
her!!’ The man said, ‘You can’t be serious. I could never shoot my
wife.’ The agent said, ‘Then you’re not the right man for this job.
Take your wife and go home.’
The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and
went into the room All was quiet for about 5 minutes. The man
cameoutwith tears in his eyes, ‘I tried, but I can’t kill my wife.’ The
agent said, ‘You don’t have what it takes. Take your wife home.’
Finally, it was the woman’s turn. She was given the same instructions,
to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots
were heard, one after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging
on the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened
slowly and there stood the woman, wiping the sweat from her brow. ‘This
gun is loaded with blanks’ she said. ‘I had to beat him to death with
the chair.’
Moral: Women are crazy. Don't mess with them.