Hi all.  I'm new to the forums and everything, so I overcame my fear and decided to post this random thing.  Please play along, I would be happy. lol :)

Okay....     I start out with saying a "what if" statement...  Then the next person who answers this will have to answer in this form...

                                                  "Then I would..."

Then after they say that statement, they ask another what if question to the next person below them..and so on...

So...Let's Begin!

WHAT IF A SCANTILY DRESSED FIREMAN JUMPED OUT OF YOUR BIRTHDAY CAKE?

(Due to the posts all being about firemen, I will clear up a few things.  It can be any topic!  My first question was just an example.)

 then I would say ...

http://www.angelfire.com/il/simpsonsfun/images/Erotcake.wav

But what if the fireman had been expecting to jump out to a woman instead?

Then I would like, really be in his face, and totally tell him that he is like, ya know, in totally the wrong like, room, and like the ladies are totally down the hall in a really different place. Ok?

What if the fireman had a half dozen doughnuts and there were like 8 police dudes at the birthday party?

Then I would say,  Dr. Zira, you're making this too easy. Afterwhich he would say, 

http://www.talkingwav.com/homer/homer_07.wav

afterwhich he would say,

http://www.talkingwav.com/homer/homer_05.wav

afterwhich the crew would bust out into a rousing version of Village People's YMCA. What if the cops who didn't get donuts refused to dance?

if they refuse to dance then they get stripped to there undies n handcuffed together. party poopers... now what to do with them?

 Then ...

mdfluckjr:

if they refuse to dance then they get stripped to there undies n handcuffed together. party poopers... now what to do with them?

What if ? what if there was a "what if" after this.

 LOL- OKAY OKAY... I didn't mean stay on the topic of the firemen for goodness sakes...make up your own.  It can be any random thing.  Lol...

What if, you got pushed from the tallest building in the world and when you hit the ground, you landed on your index finger and it bent ALL THE WAY BACK !?!?

you want random, you got it 

Then I would say "Man, I'm glad I died in the fall, because that would hurt."

What if term limits were lifted for President and George Bush was given the Republican nomination?

Then I would not vote for him a third time.

What if Ron Paul were a rock star?

Then I would Puke

what if we get  together

deanodarn:

Then I would Puke

What if we stopped talking about puking today? 

wise-picks:

deanodarn:

Then I would Puke

 

What if we stopped talking about puking today? 

LOL...Then I wouldn't have split my sides just now laughing at this post.

What if we all just get along and play nice?

Then I would know for sure that I'm dealing in the realm of fantasy

What if I did the correct thing now and went to bed? 

JessieDee7:

What if we all just get along and play nice?

Then SOJU would puke.

What if this was all a dream and we woke up tomorrow to the world on 9/10/01?