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09-05-2008 9:25 AM

tatertots_mama
Joined on 02-26-2008
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Maybe we should re-read our headlines!

Man Kills Self Before Shooting Wife and Daughter

This one I caught in the SGV Tribune the other day and called the Editorial Room and asked who wrote this. It took two or three readings before the editor realized that what he was reading was impossible!!! They put in a correction the next day.

Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says

No, really?

Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers

Now that's taking things a bit far!

Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over

What a guy!

Miners Refuse to Work after Death

No-good-for-nothing' lazy so-and-so's!

Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant

See if that works any better than a fair trial!

War Dims Hope for Peace

I can see where it might have that effect!

If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile

Ya think?!

Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures

Who would have thought!

Enfield (London ) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide

They may be on to something!

Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges

You mean there's something stronger than duct tape?!

Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge

He probably IS the battery charge!

New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group

Weren't they fat enough?!

Kids Make Nutritious Snacks

Do they taste like chicken?

Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half

Chainsaw Massacre all over again!

Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors

Boy, are they tall!

And the winner is....

Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead

Did I read that right?

09-05-2008 9:28 AM In reply to

MARVLUS
Joined on 10-12-2007
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funny! punctuation is everything

09-05-2008 9:36 AM In reply to

skysaw
Joined on 01-14-2008
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Six armed men held up the First National Bank today. Police speculate that the reason they were able to hold it up was because they each had four extra arms.

09-05-2008 10:05 AM In reply to

RomyJo
Joined on 03-07-2008
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lol Those are great

09-05-2008 11:26 AM In reply to

Windbreaker
Joined on 02-21-2008
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...I see, said the blind carpenter, as he picked up his hammer and saw...

09-05-2008 11:53 AM In reply to

J828
Joined on 04-24-2007
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Those are good. I like the typhoon and the dead people. The police running down jaywalkers sounds good though. Those people bug me when they make me stop!

09-05-2008 12:00 PM In reply to

GOLDIEC
Joined on 05-07-2008
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I LOVED ALL OF THESE! THEY ARE SO FUNNY! LOL

09-05-2008 12:32 PM In reply to

corky
Joined on 10-30-2007
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The comments after made me laugh all the harder . Good one , very funny , and fun to read. Thanks

09-05-2008 12:58 PM In reply to

Seti03
Joined on 08-15-2007
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Thanks for the humor, tatertots_mama......funny.

09-05-2008 1:45 PM In reply to

majik13
Joined on 02-25-2008
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LOL

09-06-2008 4:28 PM In reply to

I'm Just A Player
Joined on 06-20-2008
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tatertots_mama:

Man Kills Self Before Shooting Wife and Daughter

Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over

New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group

These are my favorites

09-07-2008 10:54 AM In reply to

Klara
Joined on 08-07-2008
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Thanks for making me laugh.

09-07-2008 10:47 PM In reply to

JessieDee7
Joined on 07-20-2008
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Lol. Were the editors on vacation? Your comments are hilarious also. :)

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