You grew up in rural Wisconsin if?
You know how to polka, but never tried it sober.
You know what knee-high by the Fourth of July
means.
You know it is traditional for the bride and groom to
go bar hopping between the reception and wedding dance.
You know the difference between 'Green' and 'Red' farm machinery,
and would fight with your friends over which was better!
You buy Christmas presents at Farm & Fleet.
You spent more on beer & liquor than you did on
food at your wedding.
You or someone you know was a 'Dairy
Princess' at the county fair.
You know that 'combine' is a noun.
You let your older siblings talk you into putting your
tongue on a steel post in the middle of winter.
You think Lutheran and Catholic are THE major religions.
You know that 'creek' rhymes with 'pick'..
Football schedules, hunting season and harvest are all taken
into consideration before wedding dates are set.
A Friday night date is getting a six-pack and taking your
girlfriend shining for deer.
There was at least one kid in your class who
had to help milk cows in the morning... phew!
Every wedding dance you have ever been to has the hokey pokey and
the chicken dance.
Your definition of a small town is one that only has one
bar.
The local gas station sells live bait.
At least twice a year some part of your home doubles as
a meat processing plant.
You think that the start of deer season is a national holiday.
Pop is the only name for soda.
You actually understand these jokes and will forward them to all your
Wisconsin friends!!!!!
I had to share this!! LOL