1. Your body’s name must be visa, because it’s everywhere I want to be
2. Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?
3. I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your Bed Rock
4. If you were a new hamburger at McDonald’s, you would be McGorgeous
5. If you were a car, I’d wax you and ride you all over town
6. You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away
7. The fact that I’m missing my teeth just means that there’s more room for your tongue