Bad Pick Up Lines

Last post 08-17-2008 11:24 PM by dewdrinkrt78. 10 replies.
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  • 08-16-2008 1:17 AM

    Bad Pick Up Lines

    1. Your body’s name must be visa, because it’s everywhere I want to be

    2. Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?

    3. I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your Bed Rock

     

    4. If you were a new hamburger at McDonald’s, you would be McGorgeous

    5. If you were a car, I’d wax you and ride you all over town

     

    6. You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away

     

    7. The fact that I’m missing my teeth just means that there’s more room for your tongue 

  • 08-16-2008 1:31 AM In reply to

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    haha #6 is mean but funny

  • 08-16-2008 1:36 AM In reply to

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    7 more to add to my list. I know I'll get a date someday.

  • 08-16-2008 1:38 AM In reply to

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    OMG! I didn't see that. It says "Bad", I thought they were pretty good. better than any I could think up.

  • 08-16-2008 11:53 PM In reply to

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    J828:

    2. Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?
     

     

    ROFLMAO

  • 08-17-2008 12:08 AM In reply to

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    ;)
  • 08-17-2008 1:50 AM In reply to

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    Oh Zira. I'm sure they're better than your current list fromt he 80's =) Come on now, no more of those pick-up lines with Michael Jackson lyrics!!!

     

    (Something about beat it perhaps?) 

  • 08-17-2008 2:36 AM In reply to

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     OMG! # 6 & 7, Too funny.......

  • 08-17-2008 3:11 AM In reply to

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     lol

  • 08-17-2008 11:17 PM In reply to

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    LOL

  • 08-17-2008 11:24 PM In reply to

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    I used some of those before I met my wife....

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