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Last post 05-12-2008 12:58 PM by davejs. 11 replies.
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  • 05-05-2008 5:19 PM

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    Three women: one engaged, one married, and one a mistress, are chatting about their relationships and decide to amaze their men...that night all three will wear a leather bodice, stiletto heels and a mask over their eyes.

    After a few days they meet again.....

    The engaged girlfriend: 'The other night when my boyfriend came back home,he found me with the leather bodice, 4' stilettos and a mask.

    When he saw me he said, 'You are the woman of my life, I love you'...then we made love all night long.


    The mistress: 'Ah! Me too, the other night I met my lover in the office and I was wearing the leather bodice, mega stilettos, mask over my eyes and a raincoat.

    When I opened the raincoat, he didn't say anything.....but we had wild sex all night.'


    The married one: 'The other night I sent the kids to stay at my mother's for the night. I got myself ready-leather bodice, super stilettos and mask over my eyes.

    My husband comes home from work, opens the door and says, 'Hey Batman, what's for dinner?'
  • 05-05-2008 6:18 PM In reply to

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    cute storie

  • 05-05-2008 6:55 PM In reply to

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    funny

  • 05-05-2008 7:03 PM In reply to

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    That's cute

  • 05-05-2008 8:47 PM In reply to

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    Ouch, he could have at least called her bat girl! Was the married one a rather... masculine woman? ;-) 

  • 05-05-2008 9:16 PM In reply to

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    in two weeks the joke will have to be change to the devoriced woman  lol

  • 05-05-2008 11:33 PM In reply to

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    That 's a nice one....

    What about this one, Husband and Wife are at the zoo, the kids have run ahead to see the lions and tigers, whilst the husband and wife are at the gorilla enclosure.

    There's a huge silver back male gorilla pacing up and down the enclosure, so the husband says to the wife, I bet you can't get his attention....she looks at the husband and yells at the gorilla waving her arms up and down like a lunatic...the gorilla cant help but notice her and begins to stare at her, the husband says he does n't know what he's looking at is getting bored.

    So the wife starts to flirt a little with the gorilla, by undoing her top blouse buttons and waving her hips like  a dancer, suddenly the gorilla stand up and looks a little more interested.

    The husband says to the wife to move closer to the fence and gate and be even more sensual, the gorilla gives out a loud grrrrr and begins to thump his chest as he gets riled up....the wife turns to the husband with glee, when the husband opens the enclosure and shoves her in...She screams and says " what are doing honey" ?.....And he replies........Now,

    Tell

    him

    you've 

    got

    a

    HEADACHE !!!!

     

  • 05-06-2008 12:29 AM In reply to

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    How would he get the enclosure opened?

  • 05-06-2008 1:27 AM In reply to

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     lmao, I am easily entertained.

  • 05-06-2008 10:48 AM In reply to

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     funny like that one

  • 05-06-2008 11:05 AM In reply to

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    lol, funny
  • 05-12-2008 12:58 PM In reply to

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    guess not so hot on the looks...lol

     

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