That 's a nice one....
What about this one, Husband and Wife are at the zoo, the kids have run ahead to see the lions and tigers, whilst the husband and wife are at the gorilla enclosure.
There's a huge silver back male gorilla pacing up and down the enclosure, so the husband says to the wife, I bet you can't get his attention....she looks at the husband and yells at the gorilla waving her arms up and down like a lunatic...the gorilla cant help but notice her and begins to stare at her, the husband says he does n't know what he's looking at is getting bored.
So the wife starts to flirt a little with the gorilla, by undoing her top blouse buttons and waving her hips like a dancer, suddenly the gorilla stand up and looks a little more interested.
The husband says to the wife to move closer to the fence and gate and be even more sensual, the gorilla gives out a loud grrrrr and begins to thump his chest as he gets riled up....the wife turns to the husband with glee, when the husband opens the enclosure and shoves her in...She screams and says " what are doing honey" ?.....And he replies........Now,
Tell
him
you've
got
a
HEADACHE !!!!